Dictionary required…brief thoughts

DECIPHER

I wake up to find my head in an erinaceous state.  It is with great effort, and products of various solutions, that I approach this arduous task which nature has so humorously inflicted upon my crown.  Were I not to attend to this forenoon formality I would not be nascent in my approach to a jentacular feast of coffee and croissants.  No, my lamprophony would be an intellectual disaster; though some may call that a blessing. Nudiustertian was the exception.  But, let the past be the past.  I will be pauciloquent in my discourse today.  Truth be known…this is my kakorrhaphiophobia!